Realtors are well aware that
sometimes things go awry. We are, after
all, taking customers though someone else’s home, often at a moment’s
notice. If a Realtor comes to a closed
bedroom door in a supposedly empty house, our inclination is to proceed with
caution.
“Hello?” We announce loudly. “I’m the Realtor, showing the house.”
When you
hear no response, you take a breath and turn the knob.
Usually, no one’s there.
Occasionally,
however, the door will be yanked open by a sleepy, very naked young man and you
blurt out whatever comes into your head first– which in my colleague’s case
was, “Get some clothes on!”
Just What Exactly Are
You Selling Here?
If your
house is on the market, here are a couple of helpful hints to prevent your potential
buyer from completely forgetting what your house looks like in the wake of a
showing disaster.
1. Make sure ALL
family members know the house is being shown.
A naked guy is not the only thing that
can keep a buyer from being interested in your house. Suppose your teenager doesn’t know the house
is being shown at 4 and he gets home at 3:00. I don’t know about your kids, but mine could
have cooked a 4 course meal, eaten it in front of the TV, left the dirty dishes
on the coffee table and invited half their friends over for a video game
marathon.
When you’re selling your house, you
only get one chance to make a first impression.
Make sure it’s the impression you want to make.
It’s Me or the Dog
2. Pets are great, but your buyer doesn’t want
them.
I really love
dogs. But you know how your children don’t always behave the way you expect
when you’re not there? You should see
how your dog acts. Sometimes he barks
and growls through the entire showing, following your potential buyers menacingly
from room to room. Dogs are territorial,
after all, and we are invading his territory.
If your dog is a barker (or worse, a growler),
it’s a good idea to take him with you during a showing. You do not want the buyer to be distracted
from how great your home is by anything
that is not going to stay with the house.
And since
this is an equal opportunity blog, make sure there’s nothing about your cats,
birds, pet tarantula or Harry-the-Gila-monster that might put off a potential
buyer. Remember, they are buying your
house. Not your lifestyle.
Honey, Do We Know
These People?
3. You want your buyers to be focused on the house. Period.
If you’ve watched much HGTV, you
know that one of the most common recommendations made to sellers is to remove
personal pictures. I’m not sure I buy
into that completely, but I will tell you that in the twenty years I’ve been in
real estate, I’ve had numerous people get distracted by whether they knew the
people in the photos on the wall.
Take
those pictures of your family as they grew and pack them away. It’ll be one less thing you’ll have to pack
when the sold sign goes in your yard.
Calling American
Pickers…
4. Go Ahead and Start Packing.
This may sound silly, but sometimes
people can’t look past your stuff to
see the house. If you have a collection of china elephants or
plastic tigers or popcorn that resembles famous people, please, pack it away. You
don’t want that popcorn kernel that looks “just like Elvis” to be the only
thing your potential buyer remembers about your house.
Distractions
can prevent a buyer from considering the house as a possibility for them.
All the World’s a
Stage
5. De-Clutter!
Everyone’s
heard of “staging, but what on earth is it?
Simply put, it’s displaying your home at its best. Picture the display on the end of the shelf
at your local big-box store. Then compare
it with the window display at a high end department store.
You don’t want your house to
look like a Sam’s Club.
You want Macy’s in New
York at Christmas.
Let’s face
it. We all have too much
stuff. To sell your home, you need the
space to look clean, bright and spacious. If that means some furniture and
knickknacks go into storage for a while, so be it.
Maybe We Should Go……
6. Don’t stay.
Your presence at a showing prevents
a potential buyer from taking their time.
They won’t look in closets, express their opinion or discuss the house
with each other. Many sellers think they
can stay and answer questions, but truthfully, if the seller is there, there likely
won’t be any questions. Buyers feel
uncomfortable and the showing is hurried.
And you hired a professional to
sell your house. Let him. He’s the expert.
So, when
your Realtor calls to tell you she’s showing your house, leave.
And don’t forget to take the naked guy with
you.